Tuesday, June 25, 2013

The Grandparents Chronicles 1: Life in the Slow Lane

If you've never had children to look after in the supermarket, then you're not prepared to have grandparents. Give them motorized scooters and they can go anywhere, and not together, I might add. I swear these things have a hyperdrive switch on them somewhere, because just when I think she is slowly following as I go looking for him, poof! She's gone too! And as soon as they're out of sight, ENGAGE THE INVISIBILITY CLOAK! Today's lesson, if anything, is that I could never operate an air control tower.

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